Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Welcome


Hey there. Come on in. Don’t worry about taking off your shoes. Sure I always wear a robe, and sandals and thick wool socks. And what’s that? I guess I hadn’t realized it had progressed to the point of jaundice-I thought it was more of a dull discoloration as opposed to the diseased sausage casing you describe. Well, I think you’re just being dramatic but if it is truly vomit-inducing, as you put it, just don’t look at it. Yes, it is absolutely necessary to have all these cats in the apartment. How else do you propose I reenact the Battle of Gettysburg?

Sit down, I’ll get you a tall cool beverage of your choosing and let’s talk about the Cincinnati Reds baseball squadron.

2 comments:

TheNaturalMevs said...

I'll be there opening day. Stop by Diamond Hoggers sometime. Plenty of Dunn talk, he's a god where we're from. Gets whatever he wants.

Chris said...

Dude, I was going to write the be all, end all reds blog, but you beat me to it. Worst of all, you seem to be doing a good job. Back to MVP '05 for me. I hate you.. and love you.