"He'll coach your team and kill your dreams, he learned that back in school. See my gloves, it's me you love, now it's Dusty's rules! Doo doo doo doo, duh."
This week: Dusty's big press conference (or alternatively, Dusty's Back in Business Bitches). Will the media and fans welcome him in Cincinnati or send him back home to mama? (this week also features.....extra small writing. Yeah!)