Reds Make Rugs From Cubs, 5-2

The author was obviously waiting for a Reds' victory to unveil the newest of Dr. Tiffee's Photoshop work. I like the canteen, is that an elk's bladder? And if you think Mr. Redlegs can kill some animals, you have to see Harang. In the woods, full camouflage, arms spinning in two circles as he runs screaming at the family of badgers. It's something.

Today, he was in full on berserker mode. He stalked, then choked the young bears to death. Limiting the Cubs, who still suck regardless of the proximity to the top of the division, to two runs over seven. We won't discuss how/who drove in those two runs, just part of the game. Unskilled frenchmen have to pick up a hit every now and again. Regardless, Harang picks up his 16th which evens him with last year's total. He has at least two more to break that. Encarnacion went 3 for 4 with a homer and a couple driven in. This has been a very nice end to the season for Eddie. The author predicts he starts next season at Louisville. That kid's got a lot of growing up to do. Weathers was less terrible tonight but we remaining fans could have used those three outs last night. It's Mark "Free Out" DeRosa, make some pitches. Anyway, nice victory and Tom Shearn with the victory tomorrow. Reds! Reds! Reds!