Sunday, September 30, 2007

So, If You're Out Tonight, Don't Forget, If You're On Your Bike, Wear White

With the close of the regular season, it's time to use some of the pictures I've compiled throughout the season, which I've either forgotten about or not had the opportunity to use. The first of which is the Hulk who just hurt his hand changing a tire. He'll regret his actions later, as he's hitchhiking out of town but those jean shorts sure look sharp.

Reds finished the season with a big old 'w' but did allow the Cubs to clinch the division with the subpar performances the first two games. So, even though they'll have the worst record of all the playoff teams, the Cubs still get to be involved. But just ask the Mets how it feels to have hope raised, then crushed. Fortunately, the Reds were never really in contention, so my hope was never raised to the point it could be effectively dashed. The victory today was fueled by Joey Votto's monster day. A bomb and a double knocked in five. Bailey was not excellent, but wins are important to a young pitcher. Way to beat the Cubs JV team and finish the season on a high note.

The next few days will be filled with various recaps of the season before the author my offseason disguise, featured to the right, and heads underground. The moustache is real human hair. I know my personal analysis is what keeps the audience coming back. Who's ready for 2008?

7 comments:

Aaron said...

So what's the mission? Infiltrate the sex-change surgery unit and kick Michael Jackson's ass?

The Last Unitard said...

It's been a depressing season. Really, really depressing.

However, your blog has made this cripplingly, soul-destroyingly depressing season much more enjoyable than it would have been without it.

So thanks, and I hope you do it again next year, and more people check out the goodness.

Anonymous said...

Bruce Banner is real lucky he's never wearing his backpack when he hurts his hand or does something else to make him angry. It should would be a shame if he wrecked that backpack.

Anonymous said...

Great blogsite! Really did provide some humor in an otherwise humorless year. Please keep this going!

Katy-Maty said...

Let's hope 2008 isn't as disappointing. On a positive note, your site has supplied vast amounts of entertainment throughout the season--I thoroughly enjoyed it. Hope you blog again next season.

And I'm carving a Puking Pumpkin this year for Halloween, no doubt.

Dr. Tiffy said...

Does anyone know of a good blog site having to do with either Lou Ferrigno or backpacks?

Anonymous said...

Thanks for making this season so much more enjoyable for me. You rock! I read only Hal McCoy, Trent Rosecrans, and you guys. I look forward to reading you guys next season.