Friday, April 24, 2009

Reds Hold Press Conference, Accept Central Division Pennant, Reds 7-1

Since it's clear to everyone who watched the Reds during their 10-game road trip that they are the best team in the Central, the division decided to forego the formalities and just give the Reds the decorative banner now. That's Reds Press Secretary Big Tom McInerney, feature to the right. Actually, his wife prefers if you drop the 'Big' part of his name and just call him Tom.

Harang looked dominant again yesterday holding the Cubs to a single unearned run over 7+. He out dueled crazy-ass Zambrano, which is nice to see. What would be more interesting would be to put those two into a wrestling ring. I say interesting because it would inevitably result in Harang popping off Big-Z's head like an olive in his 5th inning martini. There is nothing Harang likes more than decapitating Venezualans. Weathers came in after a Mike Fontenot single in the 8th and looked (you choose) suprisingly/expectedly dominant. Then Nick Masset mopped things up in the 9th.

The offense appears to be nearing acceptable even if you subtract the 4 hits by Votto, as his 4 hits aren't really a surprise. Wilmy, Dickerson and Ramon Hernandez (?) all picked up two hits yesterday. In fact the only starter, other than Harang, who didn't get a hit, was Encarnacion in the 4 hole. Batting clean-up for the 2009 Reds seems to be accompanied with some bad mogumbo, though the Reds official site has an article about Eddie 'embracing' the role. Phillips went 1 for 3 with a walk and his average skyrocketed to .184. So, everyone is happy as the Reds return home to tomahawk the savages. Get your commemorative Reds 2009 Central Division Champions tote bags before they sell out. Reds! Reds! Reds!

3 comments:

The Last Unitard said...

I'm scared of what might happen in my pants if we keep winning.

Perhaps the sheer awfulness of my fantasy team will provide a counter balance.

rebellionbrewery.com said...

Will some hot Cincinnati babes please throw themselves at Edwin Encarnacion? I know this guy could be a monster hitter, he just needs to slap some hoes around to get his confidence level up. THank you.

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