Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Harang Getting Angry, Harang Smash, Pirates 3-2

I'd hate to be the bedside table at the Harang residence tonight. He's going to turn all green and punch that table until it splinters, then maybe break through a wall of the house and run down the block in cut-off jeans. I just hope he didn't get a flat tire on the way home from the park or else he's going to have to go down to the ravine again tomorrow and retrieve it.

The author had not realized, prior to the game, how poorly the Pirates have been acting as a baseball team. Leading up to today, they had lost ten games in a row. The Reds haven't even put together a streak like that, yet. There's still time. But that didn't stop the local offense from turning back into a turd sandwich once the Giants left town. Ian Snell es muy horrible. That was some play by Patterson in center, taking the homer away from DeLoage, but he came to his senses by the time he came to the plate with runners on first and third with one out in the sixth. Now that's Corey Patterson. Chris Dickerson continues to hit it like a Dickerson, now if the rest of you would join in. Beat the Pirates the next two days.

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