Saturday, August 18, 2007

The Sausage Mascots Could Have Played That Well, Reds 8-3

The Brewers aren't even putting up a fight any more. Looks like it will be up to the Reds to save the division from the dastardly Chicago Cubs who currently occupy first. Sure, the Reds are a very good team, but that was just too easy last night. Arroyo flipped up some offspeed and threw sidearm fastballs for seven and a third and the offense didn't even need to do anything other than put the ball in play. It's like the Brewers infield all had strokes before the game, you know, because they had trouble controlling their appendages. No reason the Reds can't take the rest of the series, quickly on their way to the 30-13 record they need to finish at .500, and win the division. The Lizard King makes his triumphant return today. All hail! The Brewers should expect no runs. Reds! Reds! Reds!

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