Thursday, April 10, 2008
Reds Follow Brewers Around Making Fun of their Haircut, 4-1
The author mistakenly named Volquez as the starter for today's game. I created a very powerful enemy last night. Looks like I'll have to start writing posts first thing in the morning, when I'm fresh and the posts aren't merely long, boring recaps of the prior night's action, riddled with factual errors. We'll stick to the long, boring recaps riddled with bad jokes.
The top five in the order went 1 for 20 but fortunately Encarnacion, as he does every day off, ate three meals at KFC, so he was refreshed, and Paul Bako remains the super-secret weapon. Not that Harang needed any help from the jokers. He went 8 and allowed just the one run on 5 hits. Suprisingly, that was enough to beat Carlos Villanueva. Nice series victory with the Pirates tomorrow. Reds! Reds! Reds!