Hey, A Contribution From Thom Tiffy

Dr. Tiffy took a rare break from his profitable proctology practice to help the author disseminate information to the populus regarding all the benefits that come along with being a Cincinnati Reds fan. Unfortunately, his form of "dissemination," more often than not, takes on the form of what might be described as hate mail. There's no firm line there, I'm just going off what the restraining order said. Anyway, apparently he's not particularly familiar with the current roster.