Monday, May 7, 2007

Welcome Back A-Holes

Four game set, starting today with the Reds nemesis Oswalt on the mound. Hopefully, he doesn't run into Mr. Red before the game. That guy is crazy. As much as you as a Reds fan hate seeing Ol' Roy run out there and dominate, you can't in good conscience wish that sort of treatment upon another human being.

Fortunately, after Oswalt, the scheduled starters are: Wandy, Woody, and Albers. That's not too bad, not too bad at all. Wait? The author thought some old, succesful pitcher was coming back to Houston to not make the playoffs for the second year in a row. Must have my facts wrong. Anyway, everyone can look forward to the Wandy Rodriguez/Eric Milton match up tomorrow night. The author read that Milton is trying to, it says avoid, but I think Milton will take just about any entry into the record books, avoid becoming the first Reds pitcher to lose his first five decisions since Jimmy Haynes in 2003. Oh, Jimmy Haynes, the author misses that guy. So, how about a four game sweep team? Gets you back over .500, and you can crush the souls of a bunch of Texans.

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