Tuesday, June 19, 2007

I've Seen Teams Suck Before, But They Were the Suckiest Bunch of Sucks That Ever Sucked! Reds Win 5-2

Be happy that the author has refrained this long from making Homer Bailey Simpson's references. They already take up a fair portion of this blog. Mattingly cut those sideburns!

The author was very happy with Mr. Bailey's third start this evening, only the two hits allowed to this very, well poor, A's offense. But the rest of the staff, with the exception of Harang for the most part, has had trouble figuring out even the most inept offense. But Bailey was economical with his pitches and the offense even provided him with a few runs. Griffey went yard and A. Gonz. hit the ball hard enough that Mark Ellis felt uncomfortable making the play. He's a very sensitive young man. Nice to see the old Big Frucking Nasty again, with all those zeroes he'd been putting up, the author was having a hard time recognizing him. A home run to some player the author wasn't even aware existed is more along the lines of what we've come to expect. So, keep it up team. It's this same A's offense tomorrow, they've just got a weird-looking guy on the mound who's been recording a lot of outs this season. Reds! Reds! Reds!

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