Kyle Lohse's Goatee Says Victory Today

Last game of the roadtrip today and our pal Lohse takes the hill. Just because he has the seven losses doesn't mean that the author doesn't like the cut of his jib. He has put together two nice outings in a row, which is certainly something. No reason to assume that he won't do it again today against the Canaries. According to ESPN "accu-score", whatever that is, Junior has a 21.1% chance of hitting a bomb. The odds of the cameras spotting him putting lotion on in the dugout is 85.2%. You've got to like those odds. So, let's get out there and bring the team home with a victory. These losses are starting to hurt.