Monday, April 2, 2007
Today's Special: Cub Steak
Mr. Red knows that a bear cub can't survive without its mother or proper zoological care. He found this one digging through the garbage outside his mansion. But Mr. Red said, who are we to interfere with nature. God put that cub's mother on the highway for a reason. Before you feel bad, remember that once this cub has grown it would kill you and everyone you care about. Or at least be very disappointing for decades.