Yo J... Creep to the Mic Like a Phantom

In the past, we here at the Reds Rocket have had opportunities to publicize the first major league hit (which happens to be a home run) of ex-crackhead, first overall draft picks, but have failed to do so. Even though this is a pretty common occurance, it is always something the author has regretted. These mistakes have been learned from, so here is some footage from last night.